For many, the idea of God’s existence flounders with the problem of evil. You know the argument: How could an omniscient, omni-benevolent, and omnipotent God have created creatures, namely us human beings, who are capable of committing so much evil? And the argument that human beings possess freewill does not seem to cut it. After all, God has freewill and He does commit evil. So why didn’t he create human beings who are rather like himself: equally free but not in the least bit inclined to commit evil?
Significantly, I am one of the few theists who does not quite hold that God is omnipotent. And I actually think that the Bible itself lends some credence to this line of thought. Recall the story of Job, where Satan challenges God. It is striking that God does not just do away with Satan. And in the New Testament, we are told that Satan is ultimately punished. But once more, God does not just do away with Satan. Of course, I am not God. But I have always thought that if I were He, the existence of Satan would surely come to an end. There would be no point in keeping around the very embodiment of evil, namely Satan himself.
But I want to talk about an entirely different matter in this blog-entry. As is well-known, theology has always had some difficulty with human sexuality. Every now and then I think to myself that if there is one kind of behavior more than any other that supports the view that human beings are creatures of evolution, it is the behavior of sex itself.
The issue is not that of being a prude about sex. No, like any psychologically healthy being, I think to myself: Sex is good. What I find intriguing, from the standpoint of a divine being bringing this sort of thing about, is how it all works.
Sex involves those body-parts that are used for the elimination of bodily waste. And if one supposes that oral sex has much to commend it, then we end up with the quite fascinating arrangement where the body-part that is used for food consumption and the body-part that is used for the elimination of bodily waste make for a most marvelous coupling.
What? How could a being understood as holy through and through—one taken to be holy in every possible way—have conceived of human beings in this way? Surely, the argument from efficiency won’t do: “We have got these parts here for the elimination of bodily waste, we need to put them to further use; otherwise, they are being under-utilized. So let’s facilitate a most fortuitous connection between this body part and the body part that is used for food consumption.”
Take deep kissing. A defining feature of it is the exchange of spit. It is amazing, is it not, just how much it matters how we describe things. For if someone were to say “Here, I have got some spit, would you take it?,” we would surely suppose that the person is either joking or a complete idiot. This is so even between lovers. Nobody wants to be handed a cup of spit upon returning home. And the explanation for this most surely is not that “It’s cold”, as we would not warm up to drinking our lover’s spit if it were heated up in the microwave, say ! ! !
Yet, deep kissing is about exchanging spit if it is about anything at all. No one claims that she or he has found a way to enjoy all the physical effects of deep kissing all the while avoiding all the spit.
So once again: Just how is that an entirely holy being managed to create a human body that is given to this sort of behavior?
Animals, of course, are a non-issue. They do not have a conception of themselves. Certainly, sanitation as we understand it does not exist among animals, as the animal behavior of licking themselves clean makes abundantly clear.
No doubt every human parent has used a little spit to remove a spot of a child’s face. No such parent, however, has supposed that a spit-bath via the tongue would be the way to clean a child’s entire body. Nor again do we think to clean ourselves in this way. And guess what, this should come as no surprise. Why? Because we typically think of using our mouths to clean various areas of the body downright repulsive.
With sex, then, we do with our mouths under one description that which under a different description, namely washing our bodies, we would deem to be absolutely repulsive if we used our mouths.
From the standpoint of how we use our body parts, evolution makes infinitely more sense than the idea of a divine being fashioning the human body. Built into evolution is a certain level of efficiency. So it is not at all out of the question that some of the same body-parts might be used for both the elimination of bodily waste and intimate sexual behavior. And as mere animals, the issue of spit as such is a non-issue.
I have just mentioned the word “intimate”. And this further perplexes me from the standpoint of the human body being fashioned by God.
Nowadays, of course, it is understood by all save those afflicted with some form of moral rigor mortis that the height of intimacy occurs with sexual behavior. But intimacy thus understood is a form of deep, deep affirmation. It is a profound psychological act whereby we eliminate boundaries in order to achieve a depth of affirmation that cannot be achieved otherwise. Under this description sex is most majestic. And the idea of two beings becoming one, via the act of sex, waxes rhapsodic in our mind.
Alas, this ever so rhapsodic act almost seems to require a kind of schizophrenia on our part; and this is precisely because it involves the use of body-parts about which we conceive of as having quite radically different functions: the elimination of bodily waste, on the one hand, and food consumption, on the other.
It is difficult to imagine that an omniscient being thinking: “I have got it. I have got a way to take human intimacy to unparalleled heights. All we have to do is have the body-parts that are used for the elimination of bodily waste and the body-parts that are used for food consumption operate in tandem with one another during sex.”
This may reveal a failure of my imagination—a profound form of mental fatigue. But I keep thinking to myself that a divine being whose powers are without limit would have hit upon a quite different approach to human intimacy. I mean, if God indeed fashioned human beings in the way that we are, one has to ask: What was He thinking when He thought about human intimacy?”
So when I reflect upon the history of ideas, it is no mystery to me that some of the great religious thinkers had so much difficulty reconciling human sexual behavior with idea that human beings were fashioned by a holy being who possesses all power. It is not much that they were prudes, as it is often thought nowadays. Rather, it is that rightly saw how difficult it is to make sense of the idea that God himself created human beings with the very thought that the body parts should have the radically dual function that they have. When one tries to makes sense of it all, one quite naturally asks: “What, on earth or in heaven’s name, was He thinking?”
Evolution, by contrast, is not a thinking entity. It is not an entity at all. It is a mindless process. So the radically dual-function of bodily parts is no challenge to its efficacy at all, except that it is astounding that the majesty of it all operates only among human beings.
Is it right to suppose that God ought to have produced a quite different kind of human being? Or, do we once more resort to “this is one of the mysteries of God?” Alternatively, one could argue that the dual functionality of body-parts speaks to the extraordinary majesty of God, as it seems woefully unlikely that we human beings would have designed ourselves in this way. But then talk of we human beings designing ourselves is already just so much nonsense, which might also be the case with this blog-entry.